a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
A Collection of Hilarity
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omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
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Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…
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How do I even begin to explain Tyrion Lannister?
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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